Shopping Horror Stories


Enjoy these stories I received from my friends... If you have one email me at the address posted on my homepage!



Click here for...This Month's Most Terrible Tale of Horror!


RRRRRRRRiiiiiiiiipppppp!!!


"I tried on a really cute pair of Lucky jeans once. I was in a huge hurry so I tried to pull them on over my pants. Yeah, right! As soon as I stuck my foot in the leg, RRRRRRRRRRiiiiiiiiipppppp!!! My lugsole Docs cut right through the $73 pair of jeans!! I was humiliated!!!"

Mary Lisa Bohnam, GA



Looking Glass


"Here I come, prancing out of the dressing room in a beautiful strapless evening gown. My chest was nearly falling out, but I wanted a better look to see if I liked it. I was checking everything out, when I hear snickers from around the corner of the dressing room. I looked for my mother, but couldn't find her. So, knowing that it was a Tuesday night, and the store was almost deserted, I disregarded the laughing and went to change. I just happened to glance down while pulling on my shorts, and there was a compact mirror protruding under the door! Furious, I flung open the door, not caring that my shirt was still on the floor, and began screaming at the little twelve-year-old peeping toms!! My mother rushed to my side, and calmly explained that I was only half-dressed! I was humiliated and VERY angry!!"

Amber Bragdon, SC




Date With Stupidity


"I had the hottest guy in school as a prom date. I was so excited that I never stopped talking about it. I was shopping with my girls and was talking and going on and on about how happy I was that he'd asked me! I flounced out of the dressing room in a fancy, very revealing little frock. I said very loudly,'Don't you guys think Drew will just fall in love with me in this dress!?' As I looked up, I saw HIM, walking away and muttering to his sister, 'That's the girl I WAS taking to prom.' I could have crawled in a hole and died!"

Ainia Joesett, AR


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